The Order of the Bad Habits

Invocations of the Order of Bad Habits:

May a small plague of possessed hedgehogs devour your door mat.
Latin Translation1: small plague of possessed hedgehogs devour your door carpet.
parvus pestis habitum ericius edo vestri ostium-vestis.

Latin Translation 2: God bestow a small plague possessed hedgehogs devour your door carpet.
Deus largior lectulus pestis habitum ericius edo vestrum ostium-vestis

Let it be known to all! That you run like a small, drunk, cripple girl. Who is also blind.
Latin Translation: Permissum is exsisto notus ut omnis! Ut vos ingredior, par lectulus, madidus, seco puella. Quae est morsus caecus.

May your bath water turn cold prematurely.
Latin Translation: Nos precor vestri balineum aqua mos verto gelidus precox.